Saturday, October 5, 2013

It's Fire Safety Month!

Okay, so it's only a week long event, but I tend to get carried away with fire safety. I love fire safety. 
Marital hazard I suppose.
Some things to do this month?

Try yelling 'FIRE' at the most inopportune times!
Fire doesn't wait until it's convenient, you know.
How does your family respond?
My kids laugh, but that's beside the point.

Test your smoke alarms!
All of them. 
In the middle of the night.
Can you find your family's prearranged meeting place?
In the dark?
 How about when there are hunky firemen running around?
 Remember girls, no chasing firemen during a fire.
They are there to do a job, not for your entertainment.

 And if you have to ogle,
remember to stay classy;
 ogle from afar.

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